I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

(Source: urlsquatter)

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

methlabrador:

i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream